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Old Zeek

Posted on Mar-28-2008· by

Old Zeek

Here in the Kentucky hills, you don’t see too many people hang-gliding. Ol’
Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest
mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He
takes off running and reaches the edge and into the wind he goes!
Meanwhile, Maw & Paw Abner were sitting on the porch swing, talking bout the
good old days when maw spots the biggest bird she has ever seen!
Look at the size of that bird, Paw! she exclaims.
Paw raises up, Get my gun, Maw.
Maw runs into the house, brings out his pump action shotgun. He takes careful
aim. BANG…BANG…..BANG…..BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail
silently over the treetops.
I think ya missed him, Paw, she says.
Yeah, he replies, but at least he let go of old Zeek!

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