Archive for the ‘old age jokes’ Category
Luxurious resident

The world’s top luxury cruise ship “Queen Elizabeth II” is about to retire, this news make American 89-year-old lady Beatrice very anxious. Eight years ago, Beatrice sold all assets and go into life on board, and become a the only “permanent resident.”on the luxury cruise ship.Although Beatrice spend about 3500 pounds for the living every […]

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The Punt & the Geezer

A young punk gets on the cross town bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man.The young punk has spiked, multi-colored, green, purple, and orange hair. His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he’s without shoes. His entire face and body […]

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Back to Front

A young wanna-be stud is vactioning alone in Hawaii. He hits the beach, hoping to meet some young ladies. Much to his surprise, they all seem to be drawn to an old guy a little further down the shoreling. Our friend goes back to the hotel, hoping for better luck that night in a night-club. […]

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One for Me, One for You

There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,” said one boy. The bucket was so full, several […]

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