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A single computer genius create a robot girlfriend for himself

A Canadan computer wizard create a perfect robot girlfriend according to his own standards.The inventor’ name is Le Trung,he is 33 years old this year.Because he is deovted himself to career, now he is singe. Le Trung call the female robot Aiko,she is in early twenties with a beautiful hair, delicate facial features and 32,23,33 […]

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Speech-Recognition Demo

At a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down. Just then someone in the back of the room yelled, “Format C: Return.” Someone else chimed in,”Yes, […]

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Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go toa computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do […]

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If Microsoft made cars

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.” In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release […]

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