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Wise words from kids

Posted on Apr-18-2008· by


Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. – Michael, 14Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, 14Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic tack. – Andrew, 9Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. – Kyoto, 9You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. – Armor, 9If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. – Naomi, 15Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8 ‘

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