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What they want

Posted on Jun-30-2008 · by make fun  ( make fun had published 6535 articles)

Plugin Name: What they want
version:1.0

Plugin URI: http://makefun.cn/what-they-want

Author: Tomas.Zhu
Author URI: http://makefun.cn/
Copyright (c) 2008
Released under the GPL license

http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl.txt

== Description ==

Hello,It is difficult to find out what you want from huge internet,visitors are impatient to visit all of your site to find out what they really want.So,we should help visitors to find out what they want.

The plugin “What they want” will help you do it easier.
You can get newest version and support at here:

http://makefun.cn/what-they-want

If visitors find your site from a search engine,We can know what they want,for example:”joke”?,We cab help he find out something more about “joke” in our site.Now,the plugin can recognise 80 search engines.

== Installation ==

1:Upload the file whattheywant to the `/wp-content/plugins/` directory

2:Activate the plugin through the ‘Plugins’ menu in WordPress

== usage ==

There have two method it the plugin “what they want”.

A:We just use google api,It will not occupy your hosting resource,But your visitor must use javascript.
What you need to do just copy these code to anywhere you want,I had wrote css in code:

<?php
if (function_exists(‘makefun_active’)) whattheywantmore()
?>

(I recommend you copy it to single.php….)

B:Find out what they want from your mysql database,what you need to do just copy these code to your page:

<?php
if (function_exists('makefun_active')) whattheywantmore_404()
?>

(I recommend you copy it to your 404.php,because It will occupy your hosting resource,you can just use it when something wrong happend in search engine)

For speed up query and reduce the press of your hosting,I had optimize the query by two method:
1:You can select “Create a fulltext index to speed up query performance” option in “setting” at “admin area” after active this plugin.(I recommend you backup your database first)

2:you can select “optimize your query performance?”,It can optimize your query performance.
If you have any idea,tell me,thanks!

Best,

Tomas.zhu

plugin download:
whattheywant-1-2.txt

Demo:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&newwindow=1&q=roboconvert+Your+BMW+into+a+robot&btnG=Search

sereenshot(click the png picture):

Random Jokes

Random Jokes United Way
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.

So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?"

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."

"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children."

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.

"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children one of whom is disabled and another with learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm sorry, I had no idea."

And the lawyer says, "So... if I didn't give any money to them, what in the hell makes you think I'd ever give any to you?"


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