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Thursday Thirteen – You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When…

Posted on Jul-04-2008· by


*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you

*You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked

*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth

*You sleep with your eyes open

*You have to watch videos in fast-forward

*You lick your coffee pot clean

*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze

*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse

*You can type sixty words a minute with your feet

*You can jump-start your car without cables

*Your only sources of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”

*You don’t sweat, you percolate

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One Response to “Thursday Thirteen – You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When…”
  1. Bob Says:

    I sleep with my eyes open!
    :-)

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