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Three Doctors in Heaven

Posted on Sep-27-2007· by

Three doctors were driving together to the hospitalwhen they had an accident and all three died. Theyfound themselves in front of the Pearly Gates, withSt. Peter there shaking his head.

“Gentlemen, I’m afraid Heaven is full – we just don’thave room for you here,” said St. Peter. “But, St.Peter, surely you recognise me!” the first doctorexclaimed. “I developed the DNA theory, and have helpedimprove millions of lives through my work.” St. Petershook his head, thinking, and finally said, “You’reright, we just have to let you in. Come on — we’llmake room somehow.”

“And I know you recognise me, St. Peter,” the seconddoctor said. “I developed the MRI, and because of mymachine, millions of people with medical problems arehelped.” Again St. Peter is moved. “Yes, come onin. Surely you deserve to be here, too,” he replies.

Finally, the last doctor pipes in, “St. Peter, Youmust also know me — I’m the doctor who developedHMOs.” To this St. Peter only hesitates a moment, andthen replies, “Yes, you, too, have a place in Heaven– but you can only stay 3 days.”


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