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Random Jokes

Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young boys, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than some hard jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court on Monday morning, bright and early.”

The two boys where in court that Monday morning, and the judge asked the first one, “So, How did you do over the weekend?”

“Well, your honor,” he replied, “I persuaded 22 people to give up drugs forever.”

“22 people? That’s amazing. How’d you accomplish such a feat?”

“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”

“That’s admirable,” said the judge.

“And you, how did you do?” he asked the second boy.

“Well, your honor, I persuaded 214 people to give up drugs forever.”

“214 people! That’s unbelieveable! How on earth did you manage to do that?”

“Well, I used a similar approach,” he answered. “I drew a large and a small circle. Pointing to the small circle, I said, this is your asshole before you go to prison………..”