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The Lumberyard
Posted on Sep-27-2007· by make fun
Ben was working at the lumberyard one day, pushing a tree through the saw,when he accidentally cut off all of his fingers. He quickly ran down thestreet to the emergency room. The doctor quickly examined his hands andasked for the fingers.
“I don’t have the fingers.” Ben gasped through his pain.
“What do you mean you don’t have the fingers? We aren’t living in the DarkAges here! I can reattach those fingers and you’d be as good as new! Whydidn’t you bring the fingers?”
“Gosh, Doc!” Ben yelled sarcastically. “I guess I couldn’t pick ‘em up!”
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