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The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Posted on Mar-01-2008· by make fun

The Lion Sleeps Tonight
The Weenie Whacker SongTo the tune of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”In the bedroom…the quiet bedroomThe Bobbitt sleeps tonight…In the kitchen…the downstairs kitchenLoraina grabs her knife… (chorus)Weenie wacker weenie wackerWeenie wacker weenie wackerSlashed his pee pee…his tiny pee peeIt left a nasty scar Stuck his rocket into her pocketAnd drove off in the car…(repeat chorus)Out the window…the Nissan windowShe threw his shuttlecockThen the cops came and found the unitAnd outlined it with chalk…(repeat chorus until sent to your room)In the cooler…the Playmate coolerThey packed it up real tightthe doctor patched it…and reattached itIt still don’t work quite right…(repeat chorus until spanked)

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