The Good Wife’s Guide – 1955
Posted on Mar-17-2008· by make fun
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Posted on Mar-17-2008· by make fun
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An 8-year-old boy in England won a competition, won the dream job – Toys trial players. The lucky boy named James Childs, his dream come true after he participated in a children’s competition. The contest attracted many children to attend, each participant is asked to explain why they should get the job to the Japan’s [...]
As the essential funny activity as a Valentine’s Day, Thailand held a kissing marathon once again, the contestants need continuously kiss two days, they can create a new Guinness World Record, get diamond rings and other awards. A total of seven pairs of lovers take part in the competition, the competition provisions is that they [...]
Singapore researcher has developed a funny “kissing robot, it can simulate and transmit the feeling of kissing, to bring additional intimate contact for distant lover, can also be used as the auxiliary equipment of video games. The robot named Kissinger, similar to the shape and size of softball, it has two built-in touch sensitive device [...]
Mr. Wu lived in Fuzhou, China. He showed his ten years of stone collection on the eve of the Dragon Spring Festival, including the chicken, clam, pork, eggs, crabs, fish, cabbage, rice cakes, bananas, oranges, carambola … all of the “food” are placed in the plate, 100 kinds of sumptuous “dinner” just like real dinner, [...]
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their
position in life, and it's clear that they're trying to one-up each other.
The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two
weeks on vacation." She looks at the others with a superior demeanor.
The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes,"
and looks about with considerable pride.
Young woman number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we
don't have much money and we don't have many material possessions.
However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that fourteen canaries
can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis."
After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession
to make: I was just trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling
you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my folks' house in Terre
Haute for two weeks."
The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes; it's
a Plymouth."
"Well, I've got a confession to make myself," says the third one. "Canary number
fourteen has to stand on one leg".


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