Technology for Rednecks
Posted on Mar-28-2008· by make fun
Technology for Rednecks
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot.
LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire.
MONITOR: Keep抯 an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gotten the fatwood oaf抯 the truck.
MEGA HERTZ: When your not cheerful gotten the fatwood.
FLOPPY DISK: Watch get from trying at tote too much fatwood.
RAM: That thing what splits the fatwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gotten home in the wintertime.
WINDOWS: What to shut when it cold outside.
SCREEN: What to shut when it抯 black fly season.
BYTE: What deem dang fleas do.
CHIP: Munchies far the TV.
MICRO CHIP: Whets in the bottom of the munchies bag.
MODEM: Watch do in the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix’s wife.
LAP TOP: Whir the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Whir you hang deem dang truck keys.
SOFTWARE: Dem dang plastic forks and knives.
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.
MOUSE PAD: That’s hippie talk far whir the mouse lives.
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
PORT: Fancy flatlander wine.
ENTER: Northerner talk far “C抦on in y’all?
CLICK: What yaw hear when yaw cock your gun.
DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double barrel.
REBOOT: What yaw haft do right before bedtime, when yaw haft go to the
outhouse.
Tags:
Leave Your Comments