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The Wisdom Of Children

The Wisdom Of Children:

When a man is married to one woman it is called monotony

Spaghetti is thrown on people at weddings

A senator is half horse, half man

An optimist is a doctor who treats your eyes

Philatelists were a race of people who lived in biblical times

An epistle is the wife of an apostle

When letters are in sloping type, they are in histerics

The feminine of bachelor is lady-in-waiting

Baboons live in an apiary

A myth is a female moth

A fjord is a Scandinavian car

The people of Japan ride about in jigsaws

The eastern part of Asia ia called Euthanasia

People go about Venice in gorgonzolas

The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitos

Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris

A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot

The climate is hottest next to the Creator

Floods of the Mississippi River may be prevented by putting big dames in the river

The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Ancient Egypt was inhabited my mummies and they all wrote in hydrolics

And Sir Francis Drake said: “Let the Armada wait. My bowls can’t.”

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the east and the sun sets in the west

Homer wrote the Oddity

Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals

Joan of Ark was burnt to a steak

The Pope was inflammable

Christopher Columbus circumcised the world with forty-foot clippers

Just about any animal skin can be stretched over a frame to make a pleasant sound once the animal is removed

Most composers do not live until they are dead

Beethoven was so deaf he wroted loud music

Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this

A molecule is so small that it cannot be seen by the naked observer

the Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours

When you smell an orderless gas, it’s probably carbon monoxide

Hydrogin is made from gin and water

Marie Curie did her research at the Sore Buns institute in France

Reproduction is the life process by which an orgasm produces others ot its kind

Blood flows down one leg and up the other