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I hit a pig

Posted on Jul-23-2008 · by make fun  ( make fun had published 6537 articles)

The foreman was just wondering why one of his men was so late getting back from making a delivery, when the phone rang.
“Sorry boss,” said the man. “I had a bit of an accident on the way back, I hit a pig.”
“Well,just put it on the side of the road and we’ll pick it up later.”
“But boss, it’s not dead. It just keeps squealing.”
“Okay, get the rifle from the back of the truck and put it out of its misery. Then throw it in the ditch until later.”
Five minutes later,the phone rang again.
“Boss, it’s me. I’m still here.”
“Why? Did you do what I said!?”
“Yes, I shot the pig and put it in the ditch, but his motorbike is still stuck under my truck!”

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