Stranded Sailors
Posted on May-07-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6536 articles)
Now, I’m thankful for the service of our Armed Forces, God Bless the men and women in the Army, Air Force, Marines and Navy. Oh yea, speaking of Navy – one of my friends is a sailor – boy do I know why they’ve got a rep for having bad mouths, hehe. Seriously though, when this joke was sent in I thought of him. Bacon. Yea, what a nickname…
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman sinks just off shore of a deserted island.
After being stranded for one month, the woman says “I can not proceed in this manner,” and commits suicide.
One month later, the sailors say “We can not proceed in this manner,” and they bury the woman.
After another month, the sailors say “We can not proceed in this manner,” and they dig up the woman.
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