SIGNS YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM SEMESTER BURNOUT

SIGNS YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM SEMESTER BURNOUT
* You’re so tired, that you now answer the phone, “Hell” instead of Hello.* Mom calls to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back, bitch!”* When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie Monster song: “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me…”* You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care.* You’ve got so much on your mind, you’ve forgotten how to pee.* Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your dormitory when the nightly fire alarm goes off.* You sleep more in class than at home.* You leave for a party and instinctively bring your book bag.* Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.* You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now!* Your favorite phrase is “I don’t give a s@#$.”* The McDonald’s people know you by name and know your order from your late night study breaks.* You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% on the final to pass than the time you have actually spent studying.* When you start showering after class rather than before.* The test papers are no longer worthy of the fridge door.* When the campus drunk tells you that you should study more.* When your favorite paperweight says “Bud Light.”* When your absence exceeds your attendance.* When your study schedule is based on the rationale that you “might” actually die before the test!