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Signs Your Accountant is Nuts

Posted on Mar-13-2008· by


Signs Your Accountant is Nuts
稩n several places on your tax forms, he’s written, “Give or take a million dollars.” 稵ells you to put all your money into British cattle futures. ç©€ou notice that his “calculator” is just a broken VCR remote. 稩nsists that there’s no such number as four. 稨e laughed at the Bob Dole background check. 稢ounts family of squirrels living in your yard as dependents. 稟dvises you to save postage by filing your taxes telepathically. 稩nstead of C.P.A. license, he’s got a framed photo of a shirtless Alex Trebek. 稤emands that you call him the “Una-Countant.” 稨e’s got a 1040 Form tattooed on his arm.

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