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Sick Man From Iraq

Posted on Sep-27-2007· by

Ahmed came to the United States from Iraq, and was here only a fewmonths when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor.

The doctor said, “Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in debocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket andbreathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in thebucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, “It worked!! I feel terrific!!What was wrong with me?”

The doctor said, “You were homesick.”

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