Shake her hand

Shake her hand
A drunk is taking a leak right on the street.A policeman says to him: – You could have done it behind the corner!- My dick is no fire hose, you know?An international competition for the title of the manliest man comprised three tests. Every participant must: 1. Drink in one gulp a bottle of vodka; 2. Walk into a cage and shake hands with a female bear, and 3. to make love to a woman from a remote Siberian village who never in her life took a bath.A Frenchman drank all of the vodka, and dropped dead.An Englishman drank vodka, then walked into the cage, and dropped dead when he saw the female bear.A Russian drank vodka, and walked into the cage. There was a noisy commotion, and then the Russian walked out of the cage, buttoning his pants, and asked, “Where is the woman to shake her hand?”