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Sex On The Beach

Posted on Mar-20-2008· by

Sex On The Beach

A policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love with his wife.
– No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching us.
– You are right, lets go to the beach.
After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman run into them.
– Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.
– You are right – said the husband – but it was a moment of weakness. We didn’t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.
– Don’t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it.

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