Rules women live by
Posted on Apr-06-2008· by make fun
# Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.# Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.# What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.# If we put a man on the moon – we should be able to put them all up there.# Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.# Men are all the same – they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.# Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.# Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.# Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he’s too old for it.# love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.# If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.# The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.# If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him chequebooks.# Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.# Sadly, all men are created equal.
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