Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube
Posted on Feb-29-2008· by make fun
Q: What did>Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.
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Posted on Feb-29-2008· by make fun
Q: What did>Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.
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An 8-year-old boy in England won a competition, won the dream job – Toys trial players. The lucky boy named James Childs, his dream come true after he participated in a children’s competition. The contest attracted many children to attend, each participant is asked to explain why they should get the job to the Japan’s [...]
As the essential funny activity as a Valentine’s Day, Thailand held a kissing marathon once again, the contestants need continuously kiss two days, they can create a new Guinness World Record, get diamond rings and other awards. A total of seven pairs of lovers take part in the competition, the competition provisions is that they [...]
Singapore researcher has developed a funny “kissing robot, it can simulate and transmit the feeling of kissing, to bring additional intimate contact for distant lover, can also be used as the auxiliary equipment of video games. The robot named Kissinger, similar to the shape and size of softball, it has two built-in touch sensitive device [...]
Mr. Wu lived in Fuzhou, China. He showed his ten years of stone collection on the eve of the Dragon Spring Festival, including the chicken, clam, pork, eggs, crabs, fish, cabbage, rice cakes, bananas, oranges, carambola … all of the “food” are placed in the plate, 100 kinds of sumptuous “dinner” just like real dinner, [...]
At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn’t made a contribution. This guy was making about $600,000 a year so the volunteer thought, “Why not call him up?”
He calls up the lawyer.
“Sir, according to our research you haven’t made a contribution to the United Way, would you like to do so?”
The lawyer responds, “A contribution? Does your research show that I have an invalid mother who requires expensive surgery once a year just to stay alive?”
The worker is feeling a bit embarrassed and says, “Well, no sir, I’m…”
“Does your research show that my sister’s husband was killed in a car accident? She has three kids and no means of support!”
The worker is feeling quite embarrassed at this point. “I’m terribly sorry…”
“Does your research show that my brother broke his neck on the job and now requires a full time nurse to have any kind of normal life?”
The worker is completely humiliated at this point. “I am sorry sir, please forgive me…”
“The gall of you people! I don’t give them anything, so why should I give it to you!”

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