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Parking Ticket

Posted on Sep-27-2007· by


So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5minutes and when I came out there was a copper writing a parking ticket.So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on mate, how about giving a bloke abreak?’

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him apencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket forhaving bald tires!!

So I called him a horse f*cker. He finished the second ticket and put it onthe car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more ticketshe wrote.

I didn’t give a shit, my car was parked around the corner…

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