Man falls asleep in church

One day, Mrs. Jones visits her priest and tells him about her problem.
Mrs. Jones: Father, I have a small problem. My husbnad keeps falling asleep during your sermons. Can you do anything about it?
Priest: I see. Take this hatpin with you and once I have realized that Mr. Jones has fallen asleep, I’ll signal you to give him a good ol’ poke in the leg.
The next Sunday, Mrs. Jones took the hatpin with her. And before she knew it, Mr. Jones dozed off. The priest had noticed this and so he put his plan to work.
Priest: Who is the our Savior?
Then he signalled Mrs. Jones who then took out her hatpin and poked her husband in the leg.
Mr. Jones: JESUS!!!!
Priest: Right Mr. Jones.
After a few minutes, Mr. Jones had fallen asleep again. And the priest, once again, noticed it.
Priest: Now who is our Reedemer?
And he signalled Mrs. Jones once more. So she gave him another poke in the leg.
Mr. Jones: GOD!!!!!
Priest: Correct again Mr. Jones!
A few minutes had past, and Mr. Jones had snoozed off. But this time, the priest had not noticed it. And Mrs. Jones had mistaken head- notions for signals.
Priest: What did Eve say to Adam after she bore their 99th son?
And Mrs. Jones, not knowing that the priest’s head notions weren’t signals, poked her husband with the hat pin once more.
Mr. Jones: YOU STICK THAT GODDAMM THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!
Church: AMEN!