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Beer Machismo
Beer Machismo
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewery抯 decide to go to the pub for a drink. The Coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please."The bartender gave him the drink. Then the Budweiser President orders, "The King of Beers -- Budweiser."The bartender proceeds with the order. The Amstel President walks in and orders "The Finest Beer ever."The bartender gives him an Amstel. Then the Guinness President says, "I'll have a coke please." The bartender is taken aback by this but gives the coke to him anyway. All the Presidents looked over at him and said, "Why have you ordered a coke?" He replied, "Well if you all aren't drinking beer, then neither shall I."