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A Redneck Valentine
A Redneck Valentine
Kudzu is green M my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky To have a sweet thing like you Yore hair is like corn silk A-flap抯 in the breeze Softer than Blue's And without all them flees You move like the bass Which excite me in May You isn抰 got no scales But I lug you anyway You抮e as graceful as okay Jest a-dancing' in the pan You抮e as fragrant as Sun Drop Right out of the can You have all yore teeth For which I am proud I hold my head high When we're in a crowd On special occasions When you shave yore armpits Well, I'm in haw heaven I'm plumb outtalk my wits Still them fellers at work They all want to know What I did to deserve Such a party, young doe Like a good roll of duct tape You抮e there far yore man To patch up life's troubles And stick 'me in the can You抮e as strong as a four-wheeler Racine' through the mud Yet fragile as that singer Named Naomi Judd You抮e as cute as a June bug A-buzzing' overhead You isn抰 mean like no fire ant Upon which I oft' tread Cut from the best pattern Like a flannel shirt of plaid You sparked up my life Like a Rattletrap shad When you hold me real tight Like a padded gun rack My life is complete Isn抰 nut tin' I lack Yore complexion is perfection Like the best vinyl siding' Despite all the years Yore age it keeps hiding' And when you get old Like a '57 Chevy Won't put you on blocks And let grass grow up heavy Me 'n' you抎 like a Moon Pie With a RC cold drank We go together Like a skunk goes with stank Some men they buy chocolate For Valentine's Day They get it at Wal-Mart It's romantic that way Some men get roses On that special day From the cooler at Kroger "That's impressive? I say Some men buy fine diamonds From a flea market booth "Diamonds are forever" They explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, These will not do For you are too special You sweet thing you. I got you a gift Without taste nor odor Better than diamonds it's a new trolling' motor!