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In a Zurich hotel:

Posted on Mar-03-2008· by make fun

In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawnswere swimming around in the sea - one called Justin & theother called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed & threatened bysharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said toChristian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark,then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared & said, "Your wish is granted"& lo & behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of beingeaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does) & Justin found life as a sharkboring & lonely. All his old mates simply swam away wheneverhe came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacingappearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again& he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him backinto a prawn. He approached the cod & begged to be changedback, & lo & behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to hisfriends & bought them all a cocktail.Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't seehis old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to theenemy & became a shark",came the reply.

Eager to put things right again & end the mutual pain & torture, heset off to Christian's abode.

As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. Hebanged on the door & shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend,come out & see me again."

Christian replied,"No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark,the enemy, & I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."

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