“I married his widow,”
Posted on Apr-22-2008· by make fun
“I married his widow,”
A man walked out into the street and managed to get ataxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slidinto the cab.”Perfect timing,” the cabby said. “You’re just like Bill.”"Who?”"Bill Smith. There’s a guy who did everything right,”the cabby said. “Like my coming along when you needed acab. It would have happened like that to Bill every time.”"Nah,” the man said to the cabby. “There are always afew clouds over everybody.”"Not Bill,” said the cabby. “He was a terrific athlete.He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He couldgolf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone anddanced like a Broadway star.”"Bill was really something, huh?”"Oh, yeah,” continued the cabby. “Bill had a memory likea trap. Could remember everybody’s birthday. He knew allabout wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything.Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhoodblacks out.”"No wonder you remember him,” the man said.”Well, I never actually met Bill,” said the cabby.”Then how in the world do you know so much about him?”"I married his widow,” replied the cabby.
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