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I got here in TWO

Posted on Mar-27-2008 · by make fun  ( make fun had published 6537 articles)

I got here in TWO
George looks like golf pro in his designer outfit but he slices his first drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, he decides to try using an iron to get back on the fairway. His ball ricochets off a tree and strikes him on the forehead, killing him. When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him. “You look like a golfer. Are you any good?” George replies, “Absolutely…. I got here in TWO, didn’t I?”

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