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Holiday Accidents

Posted on Apr-06-2008· by

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while theChristmas lights were plugged in.142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead ofscrewdrivers.19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorationswere chocolate.British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pullingaccidents.101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out ofthe soles of their feet.18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a litcigarette in their mouth.A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years afteropening bottles of beer with their teeth.5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-controlScalextric cars. and finally………In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the looRULE BRITANNIA!

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