Have as many as you like
Posted on Apr-06-2008· by make fun
A priest decides one mid weekday to visit oneof his elderly parishoners, Mrs. Smith. He ringsthe doorbell and Mrs. Smith appears.”Good Day Mrs. Smith. I just thought I woulddrop by and see how your are doing.” The womansays, “Oh just fine Father, come on in and we’llhave some tea.”While sitting at the coffee table, the priestnotices a bowl of almonds on the table. “Mindif I have one?” the priest says.”Not at all, have as many as you like”.After a few hours the priest looks at his watchand alarmed at how long he has been visitingsays to Mrs. Smith, “Oh my goodness, look atthe time. I must be going. Oh but dear me I haveeaten all your almonds. I’ll have to replacethem next time I visit.”To which Mrs. Smith replied, “Oh don’t botherFather. Ever since I lost all my teeth, it’sall I can do just to lick the chocolate off them.”
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