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Halloween Riddles

Posted on Sep-27-2007· by

Q: What happens when you forget to pay an exorcist?
A: You get re-possessed.

Q: What is the largest building in Transylvania?
A: The Vampire State Building.

Q: What does a weight-conscious vampire drink?
A: Blood Light.

Q: Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
A: It was a stake sandwich.


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