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Good Reason

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Good Reason

At 7 AM, a lone wife hears a key in the front door. She wanders down, bleary eyed, to find her husband in the kitchen – drunk, with ruffled hair and lipstick on his collar.

“I assume,” she snarls, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at seven in the morning?”

“There is,” he replies. ‘Breakfast.’

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