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God is watching you

Posted on Apr-07-2008· by


As a burglar was going through a condo, he came across a parrot, and the parrot said, “God is watching you.” The burglar just ignored it.The parrot said, more loudly this time, “God is watching you, and jesus is coming!”The burglar asked the parrot, “If you抮e so smart, then what抯 your name?”The parrot replied, “Moses.”"What kind of moron names a parrot Moses?” laughed the burglar.The parrot replied, “The same fool who named his two pit bulls God and Jesus.”!

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