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Georgia State Trooper

Posted on Sep-27-2007· by

A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles southof the Georgia/South Carolina state line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driveranswered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way toSavannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn’t want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if thedriver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn’t give him aticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment onahead and didn’t have anything to juggle.

The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of hispatrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that hecould, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to thejuggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind thepatrol car.

A drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performancebriefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door andgot in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrolcar, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, causethere’s no way in hell I can pass that test.”


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