YOLK: Life as an egg If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg?
- You only get laid once.
- You only get eaten once.
- It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
- Only 2 minutes to get soft.
- You share your box with 11 other guys.
- But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up...Your life ain't that bad!
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Full Moon Over Washington
A United States Marine Corps helicopter is seen flying through this scene of the full moon and the U.S. Capitol on Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2012, from Arlington National Cemetery. Image Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls Read More
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