Family Spat

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed.After the husband had finally had enough, he jumpedup and took a blanket to the couch.

The next day, the wife feeling badly about what happened,decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avidgolfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where heusually played Golf.

The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putterand showed her one of his finest. “How much is it?” sheasked.

“One-hundred and fifty dollars,” he replied. She feltthat was kind of expensive and told him so.

“But it comes with an inscription,” the pro said.

“What kind of inscription?” she asked.

“Whatever you wish,” he explained. “But, one of theold golfers’ favorites is: ‘Never Up, Never In’.”

“Oh, that will never do!” exclaimed the wife. “That’swhat started the argument in the first place.”