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DRAWBACKS TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE

Posted on Mar-11-2008· by make fun

DRAWBACKS TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE
Being told to “Think Outside the Box” when I’m in the @#$%? box all day!Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.Lack of roof rafters for the noose.My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.23 power cords, 1 outlet.Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.Can’t slam the door when you quit and walk out.

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