Doctor Visit
Posted on Sep-27-2007· by make fun
There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all thetime.
The midget went to the doctor and told him what the problem was. Thedoctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midgetdropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examinehim. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midgetto turn his head and cough, usual method to check for a hernia.”Aha!” mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle,he asked the midget to cough again.
“Aha!” said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip,snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip,snip,snip,snip, snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid tolook, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they stillached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc’soffice and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.The midget replied, “Perfect Doc, and I didn’t even feel it… What didyou do?”
The Doctor replied, ” I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots”
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