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Did You Miss Me

Posted on Feb-29-2008· by make fun

Did You Miss Me
We made some changes in our lives, since all the kids were finally out on their own? My husband became a health nut, went on a diet and lost 50 pounds. As for me, after being a housewife for so many years, I decided to take a job at the local restaurant. When I returned home after my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug. He seemed to hold me much longer than usual. “Did you really miss me that much today, dear?” I asked. “Not really,” you smell so much like hamburgers that I hate to let you go.”

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