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Posted on Mar-02-2008· by

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me – all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, “Ma’am,” he said, “does all these children and this luggage belongs to you?””Yes, sir,” my mother said with a sigh. “They’re all mine.”The customs agent began his interrogation: “Ma’am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?””Sir,” she calmly answered, “if I’d had any of those items, I would have used them by now.”The official allowed us to pass without opening a single suitcase.


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