Crush, Lust, or Love
Posted on Mar-01-2008· by make fun
Crush, Lust, or love
Q: Whats the difference between a crush, lust, and love? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling!
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Posted on Mar-01-2008· by make fun
Crush, Lust, or love
Q: Whats the difference between a crush, lust, and love? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling!
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