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Posted on Oct-08-2007· by

A few suggestions for corporate mergers: – PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Keebler, to be called Poly-Warner-Cracker

– Yahoo and Netscape-to be called Net’nYahoo

– 3M and Good year, to be called MMM-Good

– Knotts Berry Farm and National Organization for Women-to be called Knott NOW

– Federal Express and UPS, to be called FED UP

– Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organs.

– Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.

– John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi

– Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I’m Home

– Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine

– 3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera

– Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants

– Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da

– Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.


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