Christmas Warning!
Posted on Apr-30-2008· by make fun
Christmas has been canceled and it is all your fault because you told Santa you had been good this year…
And he died laughing!
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Posted on Apr-30-2008· by make fun
Christmas has been canceled and it is all your fault because you told Santa you had been good this year…
And he died laughing!
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