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the tallest couples in Britain

Posted on Jul-10-2010 · by make fun  ( make fun had published 6535 articles)

British the highest couples

British the highest couples

Let’s see the funny photo, this is an ordinary couple, but they are extraordinary height. They total nearly 4.1 meters tall, the tallest British couples.
Husband Vanclief is 29 years old, 2.13 meters tall; his wife, 31 years old Bolton, 1.96 meters tall. After the couple married, the first problem is probably the housing conversion. 4-year-old son Lucas, height 1.19 m, equivalent to the average height of 7-year-old children. It is estimated that when children become adults, the total height of this family can be elected in ” the tallest family of the world.”

What they want

Posted on Jun-30-2008 · by make fun  ( make fun had published 6535 articles)

Plugin Name: What they want
version:1.0

Plugin URI: http://makefun.cn/what-they-want

Author: Tomas.Zhu
Author URI: http://makefun.cn/
Copyright (c) 2008
Released under the GPL license

http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl.txt

== Description ==

Hello,It is difficult to find out what you want from huge internet,visitors are impatient to visit all of your site to find out what they really want.So,we should help visitors to find out what they want.

The plugin “What they want” will help you do it easier.
You can get newest version and support at here:

http://makefun.cn/what-they-want

If visitors find your site from a search engine,We can know what they want,for example:”joke”?,We cab help he find out something more about “joke” in our site.Now,the plugin can recognise 80 search engines.

== Installation ==

1:Upload the file whattheywant to the `/wp-content/plugins/` directory

2:Activate the plugin through the ‘Plugins’ menu in WordPress

== usage ==

There have two method it the plugin “what they want”.

A:We just use google api,It will not occupy your hosting resource,But your visitor must use javascript.
What you need to do just copy these code to anywhere you want,I had wrote css in code:

<?php
if (function_exists(‘makefun_active’)) whattheywantmore()
?>

(I recommend you copy it to single.php….)

B:Find out what they want from your mysql database,what you need to do just copy these code to your page:

<?php
if (function_exists('makefun_active')) whattheywantmore_404()
?>

(I recommend you copy it to your 404.php,because It will occupy your hosting resource,you can just use it when something wrong happend in search engine)

For speed up query and reduce the press of your hosting,I had optimize the query by two method:
1:You can select “Create a fulltext index to speed up query performance” option in “setting” at “admin area” after active this plugin.(I recommend you backup your database first)

2:you can select “optimize your query performance?”,It can optimize your query performance.
If you have any idea,tell me,thanks!

Best,

Tomas.zhu

plugin download:
whattheywant-1-2.txt

Demo:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&newwindow=1&q=roboconvert+Your+BMW+into+a+robot&btnG=Search

sereenshot(click the png picture):

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