Orders Up
A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, “Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights.”Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, “I think this guy’s in the wrong store, look at what he ordered!”The [...]
Missing Parrot
There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot.Not knowing what to do, she called 911. “You gotta help me find my parrot!”The operator patiently replied, “We can’t help you with that, ma’am. This number only deals with emergencies.”However, the lady persisted, and then the operator told her not to be [...]
Lazy Highway Crew
One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew’s foreman radios the office and tells his supervisor the situation. The supervisor radios back and says, “Don’t worry, we’ll send some shovels…just lean on each other until they arrive.”
Painting the Porch
An unemployed guy goes door-to-door looking for work. One home-owner hands him a brush and a tin of paint and offers him $50 to paint his porch. A few hours later the guy goes to the home-owner and says, “I’ve finished!! but I reckon you should know your car’s a Ferrari not a Porsche!”
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