Work Accident
Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but [...]
Surgical Gloves
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves…“Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?”She said, “No?”“Well,” he spoofed, “down in Mexico they have this big building [...]
Breakfast Order
A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning. “I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it’s runny, and the other so over cooked, it’s tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that [...]
Nasty Comment
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friendswanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrivedat the new business site and the owner read the card,….”Rest in Peace.”The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake andhow angry he was, the [...]
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