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this is the best work

make fun — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:43:51 +0000

Queensland Tourism Bureau provide a best job in the world :a administrator who engage in managing Hamilton IslandÂ and a few neighboring islands . In addition to the high salary Â£ 70,000 per year , the administrator can also own a comfortable villa on the island . but his work is as little as everybody [...]

Palin and fake French president

make fun — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:00:14 +0000

Saturday ,Sarah Palin took a prank call from “French President Nicolas Sarkozy”. “Sarkozy” told Palin she will become a good president, “Maybe in eight years,” replies a laughing Palin,then “Sarkozy” told Palin his favorite pastimes is hunting! “I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun,”,he said.Do you know [...]

I want to be in the Bahamas

make fun — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:06:26 +0000

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.” “Me first! Me first!” says [...]

An Ugly Green Suit

make fun — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:02:35 +0000

A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green suit he will give him a job. Another employee points out to owner that they have had that suit on the rack for four years, and that [...]

Work Accident

make fun — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:38:59 +0000

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but [...]

Surgical Gloves

make fun — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:38:48 +0000

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves…“Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?”She said, “No?”“Well,” he spoofed, “down in Mexico they have this big building [...]

Breakfast Order

make fun — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:38:37 +0000

A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning. “I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it’s runny, and the other so over cooked, it’s tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that [...]

Nasty Comment

make fun — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:38:28 +0000

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friendswanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrivedat the new business site and the owner read the card,….”Rest in Peace.”The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake andhow angry he was, the [...]

Orders Up

make fun — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:38:18 +0000

A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, “Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights.”Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, “I think this guy’s in the wrong store, look at what he ordered!”The [...]

Missing Parrot

make fun — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:37:59 +0000

There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot.Not knowing what to do, she called 911. “You gotta help me find my parrot!”The operator patiently replied, “We can’t help you with that, ma’am. This number only deals with emergencies.”However, the lady persisted, and then the operator told her not to be [...]