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Lapland igloo:winter wonderland

make fun — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:38:24 +0000

Finland’s Lapland is a world of ice and snow,in ice and snow season, the temperature can reach 50 degrees Celsius below zero. Here, people can see that many of the most unique things Nordic, log cabin, bonfire jumping and, of course, igloo made of snow and ice.there are quite a local hotel-style glass igloo, although [...]

Finland’s largest ice hotel open

make fun — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 04:34:54 +0000

Finland’s largest ice hotel open Finland’s largest ice hotel scheduled to open on the Dec 10th. They will give the visitors really “cold” reception, and the customers are willing to spend the night in the cold room. The ice hotel is located in “lainio snow village”,which is near Gentile.The hotel covers an area of 7500 [...]

I own the fastest car

make fun — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:03:51 +0000

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on [...]

The very bad accident

make fun — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:03:30 +0000

Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, “Here, maybe you’d like a nip to calm your nerves.” “Thanks,” he said, and took a long pull from the container. “Here, you have one, too,” he added, handing back [...]

New airbag in Detroit

make fun — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:03:10 +0000

GENERAL MOTORS INTRODUCES NEW INSTANT-WIN AIRBAGS DETROIT– With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent since 1993, General Motors unveiled a new instant-win airbag contest Monday. The new airbags, which award fabulous prizes upon violent, high-speed impact with another car or stationary object, will come standard in all of [...]

Save the dead rabbit

make fun — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:02:51 +0000

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side [...]

Working on the road

make fun — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:02:32 +0000

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then [...]

Do this while driving

make fun — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:02:13 +0000

Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below “things to do while driving”, as all driving should be taken seriously. The below “things to do while driving” are simply here for entertainment purposes. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit. Roll down your windows [...]

Arguing about the sign

make fun — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:01:55 +0000

A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic. What the driver didn’t know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks [...]

Touring South America

make fun — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:01:33 +0000

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details. To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding great treasures. The tourist [...]