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Married


“very good, my brother get married.”Mouse said happily. “Who is your brother ?” “Lions ah!” Rat replied. “There are no wrong!!! how will Lion be your brother! »” “You do not know, I was also a ferocious lion before I got married !” Said Mouse.

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Never quarrel with her husband


“My husband never quarrel with I since we married .” a woman show off. “If he justified, didn’t you quarrel? ” “I do not know when he justified, There has never been such a time.”

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The world’s largest pot of soup


The Government of Venezuela make an open kitchen in the capital, Caracas, downtown Main Street this weekend. They placed a super stockpot (see chart)five meters high, 2.5 meters in diameter in the open kitchen. There are 100 chefs and staff who were cooking 15,000 litres of “Sancocho “Specialty broth which can provided for for 70,000 [...]

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The smart sale promotion


The smart sale promotion At a gate of a housewife, a salesman promotes his products endlessly: “I believe there are certain things you need, such as brushes, pencils, washbasin……” The housewife is very tired and answer: “No, I have all the things.” Finally, the salesman brings out a small card and says: “Well, you must [...]

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